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you can silently be a “psychic” you can quietly be an “empath” but I don’t wanna hear what you think of me I didn’t come here for a damn reading! we can sit in the same chair circle you can learn a lil bit about me but if it were true that you could intuit then you’d probably assume that I’m not into it your spiritual shit where you think that you know me though you don’t know a thing except my goddamn name and you knew I’d object to your performing that’s why you said “sorry for being a psychic” but I have a hard time believing it cuz you still did your thing there’s nothing you’ll say that I don’t know already I am the expert on my personality so unless you have any advice or wisdom I don’t need to hear that consider that I haven’t paid you it’s likely you’re also freaking out my dude we’re just trying to sit here and smoke some weed and relax for a minute without hearing your unsolicited opinion about us and when you were wrong it’s cuz you fuckin guessed and yeah you were right about me being in love but that doesn’t excuse your presumptiveness when you said “sorry for being a psychic” well you knew you were being annoying and under the pretense of caring you still did your thing
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it’s so late, I wanna cry I thrive on routine but lately I’ve been staying up with you where were you in high school? I’m making up for lost time it’s not a concept I comprehend when I’m lying in my bed with you your hands move expertly pat my head and call my name all sweet because I’m a dog for you! snuggle up tighter, it’s so cold in this room I’m a dog for you! I lie on my back and you rub my belly, so cute I’m so tired from running round all day doing things the man wants me to get done I’d rather just sit down listening to your memories from when you were really young didn’t know your grandma very well saying sorry for things you don’t regret standing out by the cows in the sun you’re not too young to have Mexican chewing gum I’m a dog for you! sitting by the door just waiting here for you I’m a dog for you! scratch behind my ears and my breathing quickens, so cute I’m a dog for you! I get nervous when I think you’re about to leave the room I’m a dog for you! right after you leave I spend the whole day thinking of you I’m a dog for you! I’m a dog for you! I’m a dog for you! I would do whatever just to hear you call me so cute
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Today I heard the news and had a thought Something about this might make a good song People doing stupid shit and getting away with it In America, we can do whatever we want We can use a 3D printer to make guns Anyone can do it if they have the funds The ammo's hard to find and the guns blow up sometimes But Americans, they just wanna have fun Just because you can doesn't mean you should "American" is not a synonym for "good" Just because you can doesn't mean you should "American" is not a synonym for "good" If you're bored at work and wanna do stupid shit You can go on YouTube and learn how to do it But maybe don't fly a plane if you haven't been properly trained Well the news reporters are happy to get paid Money is the root of all evil Greed is the trunk of the money tree The branches are made from hate and oppression The leaves are all hypocrisy I'm not proud to be an American I don't think we should respect all opinions The rich people insist on runnin' everythin' As Americans, well, most of us are powerless I read the news today, oh shit!
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I’m sorry to my dad because I’m fat I’m sorry mom, I’m asking for money again I’m sorry to my boyfriend cuz I’m so fucking sad I’m trying to be better but I can’t Please just look away, I need some time If y’all could stop existing, that’d be nice I’m working on myself so can you please avert your eyes If we were in Clockstoppers, I‘d stop time This ain’t Willy Shakes or JP Sartre People make me kinda wanna Rip my fucking brains out of my head! A character in Shakespeare said that hell is empty All the devils are here and they’re rejoicing They’re so entertained by my being disappointing In this metaphor the devils are the ones I love watching me fuck up And it doesn’t have to be so deep But it’s hard to live in a society Where I’m constantly under scrutiny By the ones I know who already love me Like a squishy bread from rising yeast I’ve got so much proving to do

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released November 4, 2017

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Melissa Schiller & the Baker-Miller Pinks Davis, California

Melissa Schiller & the Baker-Miller Pinks play indie folk-infused pop punk to make you feel like calling your mom or drunk-texting your crush.

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